15 Ways To Kill Time At Walmart

Being that we're officially heading into what I like to call, "Last Minute Mania", or, the last few shopping days before Christmas, I thought it would be fun to offer up some suggestions of things you can do to make your last minute shopping excursion a little less stressful and a lot more fun. Without further ado, I give you:

15 Ways To Make People Think You're a Complete Lunatic at Wal-Mart

This Christmas Season

1. Get 24 tubes of Preparation H and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3'
in housewares..... and see what happens.

5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in only if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and then pick your nose.

10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last but not least...

15 Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

*Content Derived From An Anonymous Source*

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!