How To Woo Me If Your Name Is Jadon Lavik

In an attempt to make myself visible just in case he happens to Google himself (visit Katie to see the origination of this concept), I have decided to compile a list of things that, if he finds me, Mr. Lavik should know so that he can more effectively woo me. Bear in mind that these points are not in order of least to greatest or vice-versa. They are each as important as the next and the one before it. So Jadon, if you're reading this: please know that in order to really make me fall head over heels for you, you'll need to accomplish each and every one of these tasks:

A. Write me a song - then sing it to me. Oh yes, it's that important that you impart upon me your God-given talents as a singer-songwriter. I didn't initially become attracted to you for your good looks you know! (Although after I heard your song on the radio, called the radio station to get your name, and then finally Googled you to put a face to the heavenly voice: well let's just say I wasn't disappointed, okay?)

B. Refrain from calling me a stalker. Cause I'm not one. Really! I promise you I'm not! I just think you're really really dreamy, that's all!

C. Send me flowers. Do I really need to explain this one?

D. Oooh! OOOH! Write me poetry. Because if your poetry is anything like the lyrics you write... I'll be putty in your hands.

E. Have I mentioned yet that I like chocolate? No? Well, I do. Bear that in mind when you take me on our first date. I'm just saying...

***I would just like to say that the last three requirements are totally girly. I'm well aware of this. But guess what? I've NEVER had a guy send me flowers, write me poetry, or buy me chocolate. So I don't think it's all that unreasonable to ask it of the man who will eventually sweep me off my feet. Jadon Lavik. In case you didn't catch that earlier. Okay...anyway, back to our original programming already in progress...***

F. Don't be married. Well, just because that would kind of throw a major wrench in my plans. I mean... our plans. *wink wink!* *rolling eyes at myself*

G. On that first date that we go on where you bring me chocolates, pick me up. But you'll likely have to sit and wait for me for a bit. It's okay though, because it gives you time to make a really good impression on my roommate: every guy has to pass the "Leah Test". Yes, even you! Just because you're a famous Christian singer doesn't mean you're exempt! But here's a tip to undoubtedly get you in her good graces: ask to see pictures of her cats. You will instantly be her best friend.

H. Come to my church to hear me sing sometime. You will score MAJOR points if you do that. I'm serious.

I. Make me dinner. I'm a huge fan of lemon chicken piccatta. Think you can hack it? Well, if not, my mom can teach you. She's an outstanding cook. Which actually brings me to my next point...

J. Learn to love my mother. If you can't, this just won't work out. Besides, she's actually very easy to get along with: she's just like me! You shouldn't have any problems with this one.

K. Take me to the theatre. Broadway is preferable, but I'll take anything. I love going to the theatre.

Last but not least...

L. Invite me to one of your shows, and stick me in the front row so I get a rockstar view of you displaying all of that amazing talent. Just don't pull me on stage and sing to me. I don't like being put on the spot like that. Unless of course you want me to sing with you: that's a whole different story entirely. We can talk about that.

That's it! So Jadon, if you're out there, and you do happen to stumble across this, know two things: 1. I'm really not crazy: slightly unhinged at times maybe, but definitely not crazy. And 2. I promise you that if you pursue me and accomplish all of the above, your life will never be the same. In a good way of course: there will never again be a dull moment, that's for sure!

***Attention all bloggy-friends: In an effort to better my dating life and of course Jadon's experience, please let me know if I can in any way add or subract from this list. After all, I am a sane and stable woman: and this exhaustive, completely irrational list should reflect that as best as possible. Your imput would be greatly appreciated. Thank you :)***