As Much As I Hate To Admit it...

... I knew this was going to happen. Elliot went home tonight.

AND I CRIED!!! Didn't I tell you I would? But he cried, so I cried! I was real sad! BOOOOOOO!

And then Kathrine gets to stay up there with her chipper, overly-happy self, and then they quickly became angry tears.

I seriously yelled at the television too: a huge, bellowing, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!". I'm lucky the neighbors didn't call the cops. But really you guys: what is this world coming to?!

But whatever: no matter what, the man has a bright BRIGHT future as a singer. He's incredible! And I'm just putting it out there, but... Elliot: if you ever want to join forces and take a duet act on the road... Call me. We could make big things happen. HUGE!!

But you know, even though what's-her-face got to stay on the show one more week, I still have hope: the fact that Taylor rules all and he's going to win and then come to Milwaukee and marry me and we're going to live happily ever after. Well, at least that's how it all turns out in my head anyway...

May the best MAN win!